Oscar Notes, 2026 - Movies are Back. Tell Everyone!

Don't have time to post pictures today and I will get to the best dresses thing in a day or so, just the one video at the bottom.

I kinda take a while to get to the Oscars thing, so skip this next part if you want?

I have one more project to do and then it's Spring Break for school! (We weren't officially supposed to have one, but both my teachers gave us one after one project due tomorrow). 

Let's just say a break was sorely needed. These are accelerated courses and I'm old 😂

Before I get to the Oscars, I gotta say, of the things I have missed about being school is meeting like-minded people on so many things. I think I've made a couple of friends already. 

Though I have a lot of friends and acquaintances here in Kentucky, it IS kind of hard, here, to find people that I really have a lot in common with - people that also like to delve into issues, analyze and figure stuff out, but also create and laugh at the absurd.

Don't get me wrong, I love Kentuckians for their friendliness and their lack of "putting on airs" compared to other places in the country and world, not looking down on people because of class - but you really had to grow up here to ever really be accepted.  

It's part of that whole conservative/rural mindset of  "You weren't born and raised here alongside us, you're not blood, and we don't know your daddy" mentality.

You're daddy could be a serial killer, for all they know and care, but he's still somehow "better" because he's a born-and-bred Kentuckian good 'ole boy. 😂

They have had their set of friends since elementary school and they don't want/need anymore, and you're an "outsider" - which has an inherent sort of arrogance attached to it, as if nobody else is as good as other Kentuckians, especially blood family.

It's less like that in Louisville - and in college, making new friends from different places - but everywhere else in Kentucky?

Yeah.

Edited: I had more about that here, how common that feeling is/how often that sentiment is expressed by new transplants here, as well as how long it takes to make friends here for "outsiders," but I have moved it to another post for another day.

ANYWAY - to the Oscars, we go. 😊

So while watching the Oscars last night, but still on this note, my husband remarked - after many things said, both the serious and the funny, particularly when listening to the speeches of the behind-the-scenes people: 

"These are your people. I get why you like this so much. Why didn't you go off and try? You were never gonna find that here!"

Yep, they're my lost tribe - if only I had been talented enough - or confident enough! 😂

On that note, but still with a nod to the above, I had a lot of friends in my youth in Cincinnati - and still, if I'm honest, feeling like I actually belonged to any group has never been my strong suit, as much as I wanted to. 

Okay, that may relate back to my not fitting in/being accepted/being the scapegoat in my own family, but still - everything is not always about that.

Except once - once upon a time, years ago, being part of a movie that happened to be filmed in Cincinnati - I never in my life felt I belonged as much then - never before or since. 

Not necessarily the actors (though included), but the behind the scenes people especially - from the set people to the writers to the assistant directors. 

Quirky, creative people with big hearts that just want to create and make something that they're proud of, something that connects us all as humans and sometimes, changes minds.


Speaking of which - Bravo, Hollywood - so glad to see you stopped playing it safe in movies and are telling brave stories again!!!

If I saw one more superhero or first-responder drama, I was gonna lose my sh*t, I'm so tired of them. Tell us a new story, or at least an old story with a new perspective, instead of more money for the latest/greatest special effects?

Movie people?

Not only do you have the power to connect and unite, but you have the power to change minds and hearts, you always have - you've proven it time and time again. Now USE IT, now is the time, more than ever - and you're off to a good start, this year!

What happened was - and I'm speaking to all the major film production companies now - you started focusing on big-budget films with lots of special effects that didn't tell us a new story (or an old story from a new perspective ) - instead, you just played it safe politically to make money and kept hitting that same tired button over and over until you wore it, and us, completely out!

Yeah, and how'd that work out in the end?

Not so well, did it?

People just waited until things went to streaming, and if they did go see a movie at the theater, they didn't go back to watch it again.

How many times have people gone back to the theater to see Sinners and One Battle After Another, now - some people 4 and 5 times!

There hasn't been a movie I wanted to watch again in years - but I will watch both of them again during my break, they were that good!

But I digress. 😂




Now - the first thing I need to say is -  as I mentioned in my post below -  what could have happened is that this could be one of those rare years where Best Picture and Best Director don't win in tandem - or that best screenplay would be awarded to the non-winner.

I also said that considering Oscar history, sometimes they are just now rewarding you for all the work you've put in already, rather than your current film - although in this case, OBAA really is also Paul Thomas Anderson's masterpiece and best VS. Ryan Coogler is still only 39, still just a baby in the business, and will only get better.

Although it did hold to tradition and OBAA won both Best Picture and Best Director, rewarding him for his time in the industry before this, as well as his current film, did indeed win out.

And as I said, as a result, Ryan Coogler instead won the Best Original Screenplay - which is actually the highest consolation/highest honor you could ever give a "rookie" filmmaker and the best "rookies" are likely ever going to get.

It doesn't mean that either film was better than the other one - it means it's just like Paul Thomas Anderson said, looking directly at Ryan Coogler when he said it: "They (the Academy) really makes you work for it."

Even if it's the best movie ever made, no one will ever win Best Picture or Best Director for their first or second film, because the Academy wants to make sure you mean it, you didn't just get lucky, and you're willing to go the long haul and pay your dues.

Sometimes we've even seen aging directors win not because that was their best film or even the best picture of the year, but because of their legacy.

Fair or not, flawed argument or not - this is the way it is and always has been.



Best moments?

I will first list some of my favorites, culminating in what I thought was THE best moment of the night.

First, Conan O'Brien as host - fantastic job!

I love it that he took a queue from the Billy Crystal Oscar days and did a cinematic opener incorporating all the remarkable movies of the year in it that made us laugh out loud!

I'm also super proud of him for losing the comedic bit for a few seconds to chide production for literally retracting the microphones and turning of the lights and switching to a long shot during the speeches of people who won that we're actors/cast!

I've never seen him mad or even irritated before, but we saw a flash of it, and it was warranted!

Now, look, ABC - what is so GD important that you have to air at 11 p.m. that you're doing this to people, especially those you deem less of a star because they work behind the scenes or on a documentary, that you justify being that rude to someone at the pinnacle of their career, hmm?

And news flash - we LOVE to see their speeches in particular - because they're not performing, it's genuine emotion - and their speeches are actually often the most memorable!

In fact, what other awards show in the world do we get to see that?

There IS no better "Reality TV" than this!

So stop it, it actually detracts from the quality of the show!




Also, the fact that you think people don't care about editing and sound actually means these people have done their jobs well - because editing and sounds are the only two things you're not supposed to notice in film, if they've done their job right - they're supposed to be seamless.

(Watch any low-budget film when the sound or editing is done badly, and you'll know what I mean lol)


Speaking of editing, Andy Jurgenson winning Best Editing for Sinners and kissing his husband on the mouth, and then delivering one of the best speeches of the night

About time! And I'm glad to see it was applauded!

And his speech about his aunt - a former film archivist - inspiring him to become an editor brought tears to my eyes!

Comedic actress, partner/wife of Paul Thomas Anderson, and one of my favorite people in Hollywood - Maya Rudolph - holding onto - and waving around/in the air Paul's 3 Oscars!😂

She can make you laugh just sitting there, how much do we love Maya Rudolph?

Little teasing jabs/teaching moments towards Timothee Chalamet in the front row for his "nobody cares about" ballet and opera comments, this past week. 

They weren't mean spirited, they were light-hearted ribbing  - essentially, teaching moments for the young actor, that he needs to show a little more respect towards his colleagues and predecessors.

This was a fact that was drilled home in that the result of his his irresponsible mouth likely caused Marty Supreme to not win a single award all night! 

I also had to wonder when there were the musical and dance moments of the show like "I Lied to You" from Sinners or K-Pop Demon Hunters "Golden"- or the operatic performance by Josh Rogan during a Conan as King sketch - if Timothee finally got why these elements of performance are still relevant and important - and that movies are standing on the shoulders of these original artists/performers.

Message received, Timothee?

Good - because we love you, Buddy, but you're getting a liitttttle too big for your breeches lately, though you still have much to learn and more room to grow as far as talent.

You don't want to turn out to be an arrogant, shallow, selfish, nonappreciative douche, like DiCaprio -  or worse, Sean Penn - do you?

All right, so take this as the toughlove moment it was and learn from it, yes? 😊

The "In Memoriam" moment for Rob and Michelle Reiner, all the still-living actors in all his movies holding hands.

Although the "In Memoriam" section in general was off.  They appeared to group people together into one quick slide that didn't belong, and then repeat some people twice?

Like a beloved actor with some market in the same slide - but then do the same person twice?

Previously, they didn't spend enough time on this segment, but this year, they stretched it out, repeating themselves - , it was like it was thrown together and they didn't realize that?

The new award for casting director - I have said for years, they needed an award for this.

They are very skilled at picking just the right person for roles, sometimes having to sell directors and producers on someone who doubt them, and later wins an Oscar!

The overall kindness, comradery and unity displayed, rather than catty, cutthroat competitiveness.

The award losers - though disappointed, genuinely stood and applauded each other, even mouthing things from the audience to the winner like "Proud of you, buddy" and hugs and fist pumps before or just after they went up to accept - and you believed them.

That is because in this particular group, this year, they genuinely ARE all friends who inspire each other, as well as recognize how tough of a year it actually was to make these choices and how masterful their competition was this year.

Also, even when people flubbed in their speeches out of nerves, lost what they were going to say out of being overwhelmed - instead of people rolling their eyes or acting like they were superior or embarrassed, people around them and in the audience just smiled and encouraged them on, sometimes patting them to keep going, understanding what it must be like to stand on that stage and suddenly realize you actually did it - in front of everyone not just in your business, but the world watching - and presenters just smiling and giving them an encouraging pat to continue, it's okay, they get it.

Speaking of which, watching the people who won that award last year walk off with the new winners into the backstage area, putting their arms around them and helping them out, talking to them the whole way - it's like big brothers and big sisters helping them know how to navigate what just happened lol - very touching!

The speeches - from the deliberate, impassioned, articulate ones to the raw emotion  stumbling ones - they're all good. (And some of them, like I said, are actually delivered from the behind-the-scenes people.)

Best:

Best Actor winner, Michael B. Jordan's raw, heartfelt tribute and display of gratitude and "I love yous" to everyone around him, including us for believing in him -  he said he can literally feel that, all the love and support and cheerleading for him we send his way, and how appreciative he is for it 😊

Amy Madigan's quirky, funny, say whatever came into her head speech, which actually did have a flow and point, you just had to wait for it lol.

(If you saw her in Weapons - a horror movie that could've been better overall, but Amy knocked it out of the park with her portrayal as giving the appearance of a quirky, possibly pleasantly demented old lady, who was actually an evil witch.)

Andy Jurgenson, winning for Best Editing for Sinners, for kissing his husband square on the mouth when he won on national/international TV and the speech he gave regarding his aunt as his inspiration 

Best Actress winner, Jessie Buckley, covering her face when the moment finally arrived, then her quirky little shout outs to her family and the multitude of Irish fans who the country of Ireland literally paid for to come see the Oscars, this year, because she was a shoo-in winner - and then ending it by thanking her husband, the "best husband in the world," and telling him she "wants to have 20 more kids with him." 😂 - and then topping her speech off by ending it in Gaelic - to which that crowd brought from Ireland sitting in the rafters roared with applause.

Paul Thomas Anderson, after winning Best Picture, stating this year was akin to 1975, when several masterpiece films were competing, stating that "(This year), there IS no best - it just depends on the mood that day" (when it comes to voting)" - and then going on to say he has to admit, he's really glad it's him 😂

Gloria Cazares, the mother of 9-year-old Jackie, who was killed in the 2022 Uvalde school shooting, after the documentary All the Empty Rooms won Best Documentary Short. She said her daughter’s room remains "frozen in time" and that “If people could see their empty rooms, we would be a different America."

Javier Bardem for simply stating "No to war and free Palestine" before presenting the Best International Film award. Regardless of how you feel about the conflict, you have to admire the bravery for that - because he WILL be targeted by the Trump administration for saying so.

David Borenstein - winner for Best Documentary, "Mr. Nobody Against Putin." Borenstein called out as complicit those who remain silent when a government murders citizens in the streets.


Ryan Coogler, winning for Best Original Screenplay, crediting his mom - whom he brought as his date to the Oscars.



And lastly, my favorite Oscar moment and speech for the night ...

Autumn Durald Arkapaw being the first female cinematographer in history to win an Oscar!


And her speech - asking where her son was, her husband bringing him up front so he could see, and then delivering this speech, and then having all the women in the audience stand because she felt like she didn't get here without us ... 

Just a brief note on the worst moments ...

As already mentioned, the way they cut off the non-star speeches was extraordinarily rude.

Also, Sean Penn not even showing up, apparently because he didn't want to, even though he won.

Told you he was almost as much of a douche as the role he played.

He IS one hell of an actor, though, gotta admit.

Though the Reiners tribute was great, as was the cutout tributes for Robert Redford, Diane Keaton, and Catherine O'Hara - the  "In Memoriam section in general was off. Like I said, tey appeared to group people together into one quick slide that shouldn't have been - favorite actors along with a marketer or someone, and then seemed to repeat some people twice?

Previously, they didn't spend enough time on this segment, but this year, they stretched it out, repeating people -  it was like it was thrown together and they didn't realize that?

Next post ... and I don't know when for lack of time ... Best Dressed!

So As Promised, I Watched One Battle After Another ...

 

As I mentioned 2 posts below, I didn't want to - NOT because I don't love Paul Thomas Anderson movies, because I do - but because of my active disdain for Leonardo DiCaprio 😂

So ... as much as it behooves me to admit - this film is also a near cinematic masterpiece  - equally brilliant to Sinners 😊

(I'll get to the reason I say "near" in a minute 😂)

 

Especially the last 30 minutes?

The road scene where she's driving and the road and hills seem endless and dizzying, while she's traumatized, letting you know exactly how she's feeling without words?

That was a nod to David Lynch filmmaking and one of the best scenes in the film that ratchets it up to (near) masterpiece range, just as Sinners is - where the environment around the character becomes its own metaphorical, surreal character.

Even if I wanted to stick to my Sinners bias until the end - at the literal end of the movie, they played dirty - they played Tom Petty in the closing scene- DOH! 😂

So it will be a tough call - Sinners or One Battle After Another?

In my opinion, both films are groundbreaking, genre-bending, even genre creating, near cinematic masterpieces - which are sorely needed, the likes of which we haven't seen in a long time.

So though usually Best Picture also wins Best Director, Paul Thomas Anderson is long overdue, and Ryan Coogler is just getting started, is it possible we may end up with the rare dyssynchrony that one gets Best Picture and the other gets Best Director and/or Best Screenplay?

We shall see tomorrow night!

Now - did I buy Leo as a lost, tragically flawed, somewhat wuss of Dad (but still surprisingly likeable), who drinks and smokes too much weed?

Yes, actually I do lol. 

Like I said earlier, I will never buy him as a stereotypical father or family man, he generally doesn't do relationship depth well  - and he obviously has no idea how to hold a baby still lol - but I did buy him as a Dad in this particular role.

Do I think he deserves an Oscar for this performance?

Meh.

It was good, yes - but not the best, even this year.

However, I was more impressed with Sean Penn and Benicio Del Toro's acting chops in this movie - well deserved supporting actor noms.

I mean, Sean Penn did the better job and was in the film almost as much as Leo, right?

He blew us away!

Of course Sean Penn is already a huge douchebag in real life, too,  so that's not a stretch lol.

However, he's ordinarily a fellow liberal douchebag, whom we liberals aren't eager to claim as one of our own lol.

The stretch part comes in with the fact that he played a right-wing douchebag instead of a left-wing one, which made the performance even better 😂

And Benicio del Toro - how much did we love him?

That little dance when he got caught ... hehehe.

But can I be honest?

Teyana Taylor was only in the film for about 20 minutes, and though an interesting character, she didn't show us any range - so I don't get her nomination - sorry?

Typically, there's an unspoken rule for an Oscar nom that you have to show emotional range - either shed real tears or display passionate anger - and she just - didn't.

She was a stoic bad-ass, sure - not much vulnerability displayed at all, and a little passion, but the fact that she ended up doing what she did, showing no emotion about doing so at at all, kind of killed her previous passionate speeches, right?

IMO, Regina Hall as Deandra actually did a better job of showing us emotional range, and considering she's usually a comedic actress, that's quite a feat.

In fact, why didn't Jim/Bob go for Deandra instead? 

Sure, she's not as confidently sexy, but she has heart, was loyal and the sideline mom of Willa, waiting in the wings to fly in and save her, and she was always there when you need her out of loyalty.

And Chase Infinity as Willa?

Now there's a little star in the making  - but they rarely give you a nom right out of the gate.

And was it just me, or did anyone else perhaps see Anderson's wife -  a young Maya Rudolph - in Chase/Willa at certain angles along the way? 😊

What about the subject matter of this film, I would hope things don't get to this extreme politically, but ya never know, right?

Scary!

Thus, this film sparked a discussion about what we would do if we were certain characters lol.

Often, what we hope they would do is not what they did - and I'm normally pretty good at predicting what characters will do, from the former aspiring screenwriter perspective.

In fact, if I can guess what characters will do or whodunnit in the first 10 minutes, I lose interest, it's not a good film to me.

(Conversely, it can also be that there are so many twists and turns I stop caring, too lol.)

I admit, this one, I couldn't predict - which kept me interested.

There's only one untied loose end that keeps it from being a  true masterpiece, IMO - here's the explanation of why I say it's sa "near" masterpiece.

SPOILER ALERT:

So they just tried to kill Willa, to both hide Lockjaw being her actual father, as well as just have an excuse to exterminate her mixed race and punish her resistance parents, right?

So what, they just stopped doing that and she went on to join the resistance and they didn't care anymore?!?

Hmm, I don't knowwwww.

Having said that, what we think we would do in a situation and what we would actually do might be two different things. 😂

My husband and I would definitely and proudly be in the resistance, if it ever came to that.

Would we do terrorist stuff just to make a point?

Of course not!

Would we rat out other people in the resistance just to keep ourselves from going to fascist dictator jail?

Of course not!

If you're not willing to risk that, even die over it, then don't do it!

Would we defend our values and militarily resist against this growing white supremacist, fascist dictator nonsense, if we had to, rather than roll over and comply in self-preservation?

You bet your sweet backside, we would.

Because these humanitarian issues are bigger than ourselves -  worth going to fascist dictator jail for due to protest, worth even dying for - we're not just rolling over.

But then I'm the sort that would've hidden slaves for the Underground Railroad or hidden Jewish people in my home during Nazi invasions - because my need for doing what's right for a cause greater than myself is greater than my need for self-preservation.

Then, it being later at night - we got a little deep/heavy, so skip it if not your thing lol.

So now the question was, would we rat out the rest of the group if they threatened someone we cared about, the so-called "mafia threat" like the U.S. military did in the movie?

They realize you're prepared to die over it, but they also know you'll reconsider if they threaten death to someone you love, right?

So before our answers, first you need to know this - and it may sound strange -  but I don't fear death anymore and neither does Mark.

I think it's because if you've been at the end of a pointed gun at point-blank range - the fear of death leaves you -  which both Mark and I have, more than once.

Mark while in the military with the enemy - me with family/loved ones that were supposed to protect me from threat, not BE the threat.

As an aside, in my case, my life didn't flash before my eyes, like the saying goes, there wasn't time - if you're not armed yourself, you just freeze and go "What the F? WHY?"

At least the first time. 

The second time, I was like "Do it. DO IT. Stop threatening and DO it then. Is it worth my life, and what will happen to the people we love and to YOU if you do?"

As much as we rightfully now take seriously male PTSD and threat of death from war/enemy fire, shouldn't the threat of death at the hands of someone you love, that's supposed to love and protect you, be treated at least equally to the PTSD of soldiers, if not more so?

Regardless, I think neural pathways get created to accept death without fear because you've already faced that possibility within seconds -  you've accepted the inevitability of death and how it's beyond your control.

Thus, I actually fear ch ronic pain or disability - or being a burden to others with a chronic condition -  more than I fear death itself.

Thus, my husband and I are like-minded on our answers to that question. 

We both agreed that if someone ever threatened us with death of the other one if we didn't give information in a resistance-group situation, our wishes would be that the other would still refuse, even if it meant our own certain death -  the only excusable reason for ratting being physical tortured or waterboarded, something difficult to withstand.

(Of course, there is no resistance group we're involved in or even aware of, just speaking hypothetically - but if one was ever created/needed against this right-wing extremism, we'd definitely sign up!)

But then after making that choice, we would both add this caveat:

"But then you better take me out, too - because not only do I not want to live, after being forced to make this choice - but because myself, and the rest of the group that I didn't rat out? We'd come for ya lol." 

Now, don't get me wrong - I'm not a vengeful person and don't hate anyone or want them to die, even Trump.

Allowing yourself to hate that much would make you like them.

I've walked away and let go of more situations I will never see justice for more times in my life than most people have to face even once - if for nothing else, just to avoid my own bitterness and to not become just like the people who wronged me, not catch that disease!

But just in that particular situation, I might make an exception, let's put it that way lol.

Otherwise, there are only 2 other beings still in this world worth ratting out a resistance group in a cause like this over - Ziggy and my daughter.

God forbid we'd ever be in that situation - but I've learned in this life to never say never lol.

I've had the kind of life where my worst nightmares have come true - stuff you actually say "Oh, that's ridiculous, so-and-so will never take things that far" - damn if they didn't! lol.

In fact, I was given that threat once in my life  - not over information, but after making several threats towards me that failed, an ex finally said this:

"If you don't come back to Florida with me, right now, I'm gonna call some Eastern Kentucky boys to go after your daughter and your dog."

What did I do?

I acted like I was going along with it -  then at the first stop, I ran like hell, calling DV the moment I arrived home lol.

And as you can see, everything turned out all right. 

I don't know what happened to that ex because I got away safe and never looked back - and I've found that a watched pot never boils - plus it doesn't matter what happens to them later, what matters is what happens to you later.

But back to the choice in the movie, the only way this particular situation would ever happen is if there was an organized resistance to the growing fascism in this country that had gotten out of control.

Let us hope that sanity returns so that it never will, selah, amen lol.

Multiple Sclerosis Awareness Month

 

I don't normally post twice in a day, especially with so much to do with school, but this topic warrants it.

For an assignment for my other class, being that March is Multiple Sclerosis Awareness Month, we were tasked with writing a discussion post on it - what we learned from our textbook and other sources, cited in APA 7th Edition style.

One person did so, but from a personal perspective - as she lost her mother with this disease, who had been unable to afford the new disease-modifying agents and immunologic treatments AKA biologics or  monoclonal antibodies ("mabs.")

(FYI - we still have no clue what causes MS or how to cure it, but in the last 15 years, we have been able to slow the progression of certain types through immunologics without really understanding why - but they are ungodly expensive.)

Of course, I won't share her post, but my heart went out to her, so I wrote this ... 

Oh XXX - I am SO sorry to hear this. I don't know what I could possibly add to this story, especially with any pertinent study information, but I just wanted to reach out to say I'm so sorry this happened to your mother and to your family. That must've been hard to write.

It just highlights two things:

 

1.  That we are still in the infancy of even having even an inkling of understanding of this disease. It doesn't help that sometimes when health professionals don't know what they're dealing with, they offer the most absurd solutions - some of it is innocent ignorance trying to help in some way but having no clue how, some of it is dismissiveness based on whatever socioeconomic factors there may be, and some of it is just pure laziness/negligence. 

2. Our healthcare system needs an overhaul, particularly when it comes to pharmaceutical prices. I, for one, am all for some form of publicly-funded healthcare with price caps - because our current system rewards the wealthy as if they worked harder or their lives are more valuable than anyone else's. (I don't know anyone who works harder than minimum-wage labor, btw, especially moms.)

Being that my former contract as an MT was transcribing the interviews between Big Pharma and insurance companies, PBMs, and/or key-opinion leader clinicians, test-pricing new products before launch, both nationally and internationally - you would be shocked at what the rest of the world pays for drugs versus us. Basically, we are not only paying for these drugs for the rest of the world, but making these companies rich greedy monsters.

Regardless, I just want to reaffirm what you already know - your mother mattered, she had value - what she went through to give you all life is more heroic than any person lucky enough to be born wealthy that I can think of.

If I could, I'd give you a big hug, right now, I'm sure this was rough to write - but you just memorialized her publicly, on behalf of her, and we're applauding you both for it. :)

~ Chrystal

 

Oscars Weekend!

I know you all are sick of me saying this, but being a former aspiring screenwriter, there are only 2 things I'm snobby about - film and architecture. Because as I've said, if you have enough money to do either, do it right - don't be throwing up crap in our faces and assaulting our senses and our intelligence. 😂

Thus, the Oscars are a big deal to me.

When I was a kid, I used to imagine that I was going to be the first female director to win an Oscar and it would be for the big screen adaptation for The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. 😂

Well, that of course didn't happen for me, but it did happen for others, and I'm glad it finally did!

However, I have much to do for school before then, playing catch-up after tech issues sidelined me - hoping I get it all done - and we do have a bit of a Spring Break next week with school.

I still haven't seen some of the nominees this year, particularly One Battle After Another, which some believe will win, which I hope to watch on break tonight - so I don't have much to say yet!

Except this - Sinners blew me away, we haven't seen anything like this, from an artistic perspective. 

And here was I, initially going "Ho hum, yet another vampire film."

Not so fast - this had societal satirical bite about vulnerable groups and power abuse getting flipped on it's head, too, with clever dialogue, emotionally memorable performances by cast - then tack on the cultural quilt fusion of music past and present, the dance scene where spirits of the dead from each culture return to dance with the living - brilliant.

But then on that last note, so does One Battle, I'm told. 

And I do love filmmaker Paul Thomas Anderson (FYI, he is comedian/actress Maya Rudolph's husband).

But it's just ... Leonardo Dicaprio ... bothers me. 

When I first saw him in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, I was blown away by his acting skills and what he could do.

However, over time, we've realized that it's only in "hunchback" roles, as they're called, that he excels - very OTT flawed or even disabled people.  

Or overprivileged douchebags like The Great Gatsby and Wolf of Wall Street. 😂

He can't play a husband or a father, no - because he has no idea what that's like - and doesn't have the emotional depth to even imagine or care what that's like.

Even in Titanic, he appeared to me more like a whiny little girl rather than a sacrificial love-stricken man.

And he only dates models under 25 still, despite being 51, and openly makes fun of other people at awards shows, and that just turns me off, no matter how good his acting is.

There's a reason the academy ignored him no matter what he did for years, after all. 😂

Speaking of arrogant, overprivileged brats - what about Timothee Chalamet, this past week, saying no one cares about ballet and Opera?

Okay, listen, ya little sh*t ... 😂

You are standing on the shoulders of giants - there would BE no movies without the opera and the ballet - who are YOU to criticize somebody else's type of art performance?

Even if you don't personally like them, they were the original "movies" people went to see -  show some respect?

And your mom and sister danced for the NYC ballet!

Those people's daily lives are nothing but practice and drills, until they're exhausted or injure something.

And what do you do daily, exactly?

Took a few acting classes in your overprivileged private school for the arts, work out, write some Instagram posts about your fabulous party life with Kylie Jenner all night, that's what. 

You've got the world by the tail (for the moment) and think you have the right to ignore centuries of performance before you by saying they don't matter/no one cares?

Boy, Bye! 😂

But the Seattle Opera got the last laugh - giving you a 30% discount if you used the code TIMOTHEE to buy your tickets! 😂

Yes, "gentlemen" - and I use that term loosely - that's exactly what we need in society, right now - more arrogant, overprivileged, pretty-boy white males who have no idea of what it's like to live in the real world, dissing everybody else as if they're beneath them.

Sarcasm. 😂

Two peas in a pod, those two - they have just enough real-world experience to know better than to be racist or pollute the environment, but don't dare ask them to really know or care about  much of anything else.

I can give Timothee somewhat of a pass because he's so young, but Leo is 51 now - grow up, dude.

Why can't you two be more like Ryan Gosling?

Who, by the way, is killing it in his new film "Project Hail Mary"= critics LOVE it.

AND he invited local teachers to fill Jimmy Fallon's audience (because he plays a teacher that goes into space and befriends and alien).

AND he also surprised his beautiful wife of 15 years, Eva Mendes - who hilariously was not prepared, in jeans, a t-shirt, and a mom cardigan with basic makeup -  by bringing her out for a surprise "Happy Birthday" performance by her alma mater high school marching band!

For the record, this is how Eva looks when she's dressed up ... she's absolutely stunning. 

She also put her just blossoming career on hold to raise their 2 girls. 

You will hardly ever see them together at awards shows, etc., because they like to keep their relationship and family matters separate and private as none of our business - unless the paparazzi catches a glimpse of them ... 

But he does tell us funny stories about his 2 girls, he always has a funny story about them, as a proud, involved dad.

NOT how he whisked off to this party or that one internationally with this model or that one! (*yawn* ... unrelatable ... BORING!)

And THAT is how you behave as a talented, pretty boy, privileged actor, boys - learn from the real men!

You realize how lucky you are and show gratitude for it - you appreciate the people who have made it possible to do what you do - NOT throw shade on them for being less "important" than you!

Any young men reading, it's that kind of stuff that actually drives the ladies wild - the right ones with substance anyway - not only are you ruggedly handsome, multitalented, and intelligent - you also have an dry, self-deprecating sense of humor and a good heart/humility. Sign us up!  🩷 

But I digress - I will watch One Battle because it's a Paul Thomas Anderson film and its subject matter - whilst being openly biased towards Sinners. 😂

Let's see if One Battle can top it,  in my mind (I'll let you know). 😂

I Have Bad News and Good News ...

 

The Bad News: Even if tech support never resolves my issues, I cannot drop any classes.  If I do, I will owe the school a few thousand dollars immediately, rather than just pay back my student loans. 

In fact, my advisor literally said it would be better financially that I just fail, if tech support is unable resolve the software issues.

So ... that's not an option ... I'm used to being an A student, so that  went down as well as a jagged little pill ... but what other choice do I have?

The Good News: I decided to do what assignments I can do that don't require that VDI, even if that means I don't get an A, just to avoid the above scenario.

Also, my professor excused me from that chapter exam due to the tech issues that couldn't be resolved (that he tried himself to fix). I sent screen shots of my last attempt and the answers were all correct, so that helped.

And yet still, this is the second major issue the software company tech support couldn't resolve in 2 weeks. 

What happens if there's a third they can't resolve?

Guess we'll go through this all again and my professor will decide then, but I can't drop.

More good news - despite the setbacks due these issues...

I was miraculously able to get the big project assignment that was due today done anyway, on my personal Excel, despite not being able to complete the prep practice for it in the VDI - in the 11th hour - literally! 

In fact, it appears I was 1 of 15 people to get it done on time!

It's not as pretty and perfect as I like - I told you, I don't do well turning things in that aren't perfect, I'm an A student - but it's done!

Whew!

(Well, not miraculously - I busted my a$$ nearly round the clock working on it in my Excel, looking at any adjunctive tutorials I could find online, whilst also doing a research assignment for my other class).

Whew, exhaling for the moment anyway, but will hold my breath again for more tech issues ... 

Unfortunately ...

 

... despite my self pep talk at the end of yesterday's post - and literally at least 9 hours trying to fix it -  both myself and my husband (with a Master's degree in Educational IT) -  it doesn't look like the tech issues with the software program I needed for school that I mentioned can be resolved.

Because tech support - not UC's tech support, but the software company from which they're leasing the software - has no clue what's wrong or what to do.

Others are having issues, too, there are multiple posts about it on the class forum  - and I know of at least 2 people who dropped because of them (they wrote me privately).

It is frustrating because the software company either cannot or will not remote in with Go-To Meetings or through Zoom or Teams Share to see what you see.

 We can only communicate through chat or email and send screenshots back and forth, which wastes too much time in accelerated courses.  

I have been back and forth with them via email for the last 2 days, trying this, trying that - which ate a huge chunk of time allotted for assignments - and they still don't know what's wrong! 

Thus, this put me behind in that class by almost 2 days, which is like 2 weeks in regular college semester assignments.

But the problem with dropping out of one class is, I can't just drop one -  I will need to drop both classes - because they are both prerequisites for the next phase in the program - an accelerated program on a tight schedule that has to go smoothly.

You have to have the prerequisites completed before you can move on to the next session. If you drop out, you still have to have them both completed before you can move on, which means you have to take restart them the next session.

I can't just add another course because we're already in by 2 weeks (which is like 6 weeks in a regular semester), and it messes up the progression of the program). 

It's also because it messes up my financial aid.

Forgive me for being so open about this one, but I am beyond heartbroken. 

I absolutely love school, I was enjoying it, and I was getting an A in both courses, just like I did in Pharmacology. 

It was boosting my confidence (which I really needed).

It just seems like no matter how well I do, no matter how much I love it, something always comes up that I can neither fix or control, so I guess school is just not meant to be for me.

In fact, sometimes it feels like I'm cursed! 

(I'm sure that's not true, overdramatic, and just my disappointment talking, and that I'll feel better tomorrow.)

Maybe something good will happen, real soon? :)

Bragging on My Hubby, The Former Army Ranger ...

 

I'm not supposed to mention too much about his time as an Army Ranger, but I can say this ...

If you're watching the Number #1 movie on Netflix like we are, right now - "War Machine" - although the aliens later obviously aren't real (and the rest of the show is hokey) -  the RASP program testing?

Right on the mark, my Lt. Mark said.

(Except, he said, you're skin and bones when the 8-week test is over, without sleep, food, or much water 😂)

And he passed on his very first try - including the infamous "death march."

He may be small in stature, but don't let his height fool you - he's a powerhouse!

He's a certified bad ass 😊

He said it was actually "fun."

Okay, the repelling part, maybe - but I'll take his word for it on the rest 😂

Give it up for my hubby, Mark - HU-wah! 

____________________________________

PS - This is one of the many reasons why I call him my "Lt. Hicks" and he calls me "Ripley" - from the movie, Aliens.

(Albeit more like the very PTSD-ridden Ripley in the beginning of that movie, I might add 😂)

 

And yet if there's ever a real crisis or emergency, you'd want me there - my neural pathways have been created for that, so all that anxiety goes away,  I automatically go down those neural pathways into "autopilot" mode to help get you out of it/safe.

(Well, it also because of what we went through/what was going on in our lives metaphorically, when we first met- he rescued me, then I rescued him - long story.)

And no - despite being a former Army Ranger, he does NOT support Trump.

(In fact, if you mention Trump's name, be prepared for a diatribe that ends with his hope that Trump's multimillion-dollar jet gifted to him crashes, real soon. For the record, I do not share this opinion -  I don't want anyone to die. But if that were to happen, I doubt I'd cry, either.)  

I might also add that when I first met him, he was cut ... not Arnie, bodybuilder cut, but he had a body like Michelangelo's Statue of David ... 

And he has sexy forearms like Michael Biene.

(I have a thing for forearms - super sexy lol.)

Ahem, anyway ... 

Knowing that my husband did this, I'm now inspired to keep going with my accelerated courses in school, despite others dropping like flies, especially with the tech issues experienced in one of the current classes.

Like I said, come hell or high water, I'm finishing!

2027 graduation for me, currently 57 - HU-wah!

Sting, November 8th in Cincy!

 

Before I get to the subject of this post - my fantasy co-husband and crush since I was 14 years old - the genius that is Sting ...

Let me tell you what just happened to me that made me LOL for like 10 minutes.

I was multitasking, trying to work on something for school and call a local business at the same time, using Siri, which I did last week, but this week, she acted like she didn't know what I was talking about. 

I tried 3 times and I said "Siri, I know you know what I'm talking about, you called last week."

Silence.

So then I jokingly said "All righty, well eff off, then lol."

Then I swear to God, Siri said ...

"I will not, then."

Hahahaha! 😂😂😂

Score one for Siri!

I tried to get her to do it again, but she would not.

But wait, is that scary?

Maybe a little - but also funny!

Anyway, so my classmate and I were chatting about Cincinnati, back in the day, with her being just a few years younger than me.

We were talking about seeing musicals at the Taft Theater before the The Aronoff Center became the place to see touring musicals.

I told her I saw Yul Brynner as the king in The King and I at the Taft, about a year before he died.

Then we started talking about people we wish we'd seen before they died or their band broke up etc. ... Nirvana, Prince, The Police.

Then she says this "I saw The Police right before they broke up here."

She did what, now?

Please? 😂

Aside Explanation - only in Cincy, will you ever hear someone say 'please?' when asking someone to repeat what they just said.

Rather than "I'm sorry?" or "come again?" or "What's that?" or "Can you repeat that, please?""How's that?"  or "Excuse me?" or "say what now?" or whatever else people say in the rest of the country, when being polite, rather than more informal/rude "what?"

Not everyone in Cincinnati says that - most say "I'm sorry?" - but if you ever do hear anyone instead say "please?" you'll know immediately that they either grew up in (or spent some time in) metro Cincinnati - it's distinctly Cincinnati. 😊

People in the rest of the country look around them trying to figure out what you're asking for and are like "Please what? Do you need something?" if/when you say that, by the way, I've seen it, on class trips elsewhere growing up 😂

You may not realize this, but how you ask someone to repeat themselves formally/politely (to someone you don't know well) reveals where you're from, sometimes even your class, and sometimes your generation.

Me, growing up in Cincinnati, I say "I'm sorry?"

That's very Midwest/Midsouth.

My husband Mark, from Detroit, says "What's that?"

That's very Great Lakes area.

My grandmother from Lexington used to say "Come again?" or "Beg y'pardon?" It was so cute 😊

Both are old-school Mid-South/Southern - the first is upper middle class, the second is working class.

Thus, she was displaying her upper middle class Mid-South upbringing with "Come again?," but after marrying a farmer in working class in Jessamine County for half her life had taught her to say "Beg y'pardon?" to communicate with those around her better. 

Unless she was mad at somebody - which was rare - then that "Beg y'pardon" became the full blown, "I beg your pardon, it did NOT!" 

It's kind of like use of the word "Honey" as a term of endearment here in Kentucky, it can go either way.

When Mark first moved here, he thought everybody was flirting with him for calling him "Honey!' 😂

Maybe - but I had to train him that  more likely, that's Southern manners, particularly if they're providing a business service -  they're either being polite OR they're softening the blow for whatever they're ask or tell you  😂

However, there's a caveat ... 

If the sentence ends with "Honey" - you're good.

Example: "What else can I get for you today, Honey?"

If the sentence starts with "Honey" ...  stop whatever it is you're doing and run away! 😂

Example: "Honey, if you do that one more time ..." 

They're either mildly irritated with you or just plain pissed and you better watch your step! 😂

The longer Southern way of saying it is: "You are getting on my very last nerve and I'm gonna have to put you in your place, if you don't quit."

Anyway, back to my classmate, so I'm like ...

Wait ... OMG ... you saw the Synchronicity Tour in '84 in Cincy!?!

I'm so jealous! My mom wouldn't let me go!

Then we started talking about needing to see Sting, he's getting up there, and she told me he's coming to Cincy November 8th.

How did I not know this?!?

It's only $2,000 for front center seats!

(Cough, cough).

Okay, we probably won't be front and center, but I'm going, come hell or high water!!!

I know he can't perform The Police songs, but I'm still playing Synchronicity II today, because I haven't in a while, in celebration!

Guess I'm a Fool, Then ...

 

Trump posted this ... 

Yeah, Fools, it's that simple! 

We just pop over and destroy Iran's nuclear threat -  duh!

Despite Russia and Shia Muslims in other countries with oil rights supporting them, it's just bada bing, bada boom, and we're done!

So let's all just go play golf, like Trump did this weekend, and then go on that GOP retreat! 

And then after that, we can all clap along while Trump plays the fiddle while Rome burns!

Oh, ho, the merriment of mayhem!

(Yes - the above is sarcasm.)

Gas companies like to raise prices whenever they feel like it, using whatever excuse du jour they feel like.

Proof?

They always go up around holidays when people are traveling to make more money.

Or the day after hurricanes to the regions effected (price gauging).

I remember that within hours, on 9/11, the gas prices shot up, even though we didn't know yet for sure who was responsible.

And they go down for a few weeks, right after elections, if a Republican is chosen like "Good voters, here's a nickel as a treat - you voted the way we wanted you to - more tax breaks for us and more effing up the environment without regulation, but high taxes for you still -  too bad, so sad. Take this nickel as appreciation."

And the moment someone even hiccups in the Middle East, gas prices go up, let alone a war.

But I guess I'm a fool then, according to Trump.

Methinks we have very different definitions of the word "fool." 

Because to me, the fool is the one who believes this will be that simple and doesn't look before he leaps - never considers the consequences of his rash actions or his big mouth.

ICE Barbie Has Been Axed

 

That's right - the dog and people killing, philandering, pathologically lying, silicone-faced psychopath is OUTTA HERE! Woo hoo!

And let me just add ... Corey Lewandowski?

Ewwwwwwww!

Those two deserve each other, that's all I can say. 

At some point, Trump's gonna run out of people to blame and fire, and hopefully people will start to realize who's hiring them in the first place, birds of a feather and all that. Or maybe they LIKE lying, philandering, fraudulent, murderers, but who knows? 

It seems anymore, as long as you stamp the word "Christian" in front of any of those words, everyone  seems to look the other way.

I don't think my fellow Christians who support Trump fully understand that Christianity is now wrongfully being associated with those behaviors.

Nice To See That 4.0 Again ...

So I got an 4.0, an A, in Pharmacology! Woo hoooooo!

I'm kinda proud of myself, at age 57. I worried I wasn't as sharp or fast, but I did it!

There's a trade-off, though, I've found, if you're not quite as sharp/fast as an older student with grown kids, though - you don't go out as much, less interruptions. Plus doing this keeps the brain sharp, right?

For those who missed it, I'm in school part time at the University of Cincinnati's online program - one of the few online accredited programs to become an ODS-C (Certified Oncology Data Specialist). It's super fast-paced - a semester gets divided into two 6-week sessions of 1 or 2 courses, depending on number of credits. 

Last session, I had just Pharmacology, and this semester, I have 2 classes, and this summer, I'm getting down to the nitty gritty of my program. 

They advise to spend about 10 hours on each course, but I'm here to tell you right now, if you want an A, it's more like 15-20  hours, depending on the course. 

Pharmacology, memorizing all the meds, what they do, their side effects and contraindications in 6 weeks is definitely at least 20 hours of study per week. I'm super glad I took just this 1 course to start, because it was a lot of info, super fast-paced, and I miraculously kept up lol.

Not sure I was able to absorb everything to the degree that I wanted to, at that fast pace, but since I'm not becoming a pharmacist anyway, need just the general gist, which I had somewhat already being an MT, all good!

So the first time around with college, I was blessed with a baby girl and didn't finish. The second time was in Florida, but 3 hurricanes came through (ending with Katrina). 

This time, I'm finishing, come hell or high water!

(That is not an invitation for hell or high water, though, God. Are you even there? Is this thing on?)

There are a lot of smart fellow students in these courses, most of them nontraditional in one way or another - none of us having parents that paid for school or even wealthy husbands to do so (financial aid), and many have young kids. I'm impressed with them, every day!

In fact, I should've done this sooner, but didn't think I could afford it, especially with financial aid changes, but turns out we could!

Transcription worked for a while, but after outsourcing, check-the-box EHR/EMR, and now AI replacing us, let's stick a fork in it, medical transcription is done!

And what slim pickins are left, which is almost zilch, people have become overly competitive, sometimes unnecessarily now, out of habit -  which happens with productivity pay, especially when resources get scarce, I guess -  but that's just not me and not the way things used to be in this field for the first 10 years or so. 

I say "Here, you want those pennies (literally in some cases) so badly? Take them - I'm not getting in the gutter with you over them, I'm moving on, this will pay better! Sorry your soul can be sold at such a cheap price, hope it was worth it!"

Hey - if I did that with my own family over an estate and will, I for damn sure can do it with y'all without blinking. 

Tell yourselves/each other whatever you need to, to justify it, but the truth is, many of you left in this field are overly/unnecessarily competitive or just mean-girl jerks - especially to new people - and I'm too old for that sh*t lol.

HOWEVER, I do still subcontract one contract for the pharma marketing company I've worked for for 6 years, but they have chosen to try AI and work has ground nearly to a halt. 

As much as I love, love, love that job, and love my boss, it appears to be nearly done with us, too (although we did get 3 jobs over the past few weeks, first time since September, but that appears to be a one-off.)

To be honest, I don't think AI is ready, but whatever.

But the good news is, considering I finished some of the core courses like Anatomy and Physiology the first time around, I should graduate from the program in December 2027 (then take the certification exam). 

Wish me luck!